Things that happen in Dawntrail that sound like shitposts:
You are invited to meddle in the affairs of a major political power. These events with extremely serious ramifications for global politics include gardening, animal herding, mountain climbing, and a bake-off.
Night City travels diagonally through time and fuses with a small town in Arizona.
An uplifting Hollywood movie pop-gospel song about unity plays over a montage of you and your friends building a bomb.
You down a suspiciously beaver-themed energy drink and briefly go super saiyan.
The temporally anomalous catboy dad deepthroats two scoops of nothing-flavored ice cream in an attempt to ease the tension at his work friend’s family reunion. Somehow, this actually achieves the desired effect.
An AI-generated ghost attempts to burn all of the world’s people and resources to extend the life of their metaverse Disneyland for other AI-generated ghosts. In response, you proceed to fight a robotic biblically-accurate angel inside their mind palace.
Playing FF14 is all fun and games until the adorable potato people open their mouths and sound like this
the replies and tags to this post are a series of people experiencing a crisis that this baby-faced potato shaped fantasy character man has a rich, deep, velvety-smooth voice and i’m not apologizing, you all have to deal with this eldritch knowledge now, suffer
